"....In Which Lennon Becomes A Dinosaur..."

I slept with a woman (on the first date) who considers Michael Vick to be "old." In related news, I feel absolutely ancient. I honestly thought she was more like 25. I can deal with 25. A 25 year old at least has some vague memory of Voltron. In her defense, she's mature and much wiser than others her age For the record, she is old enough to drink, but in your late twenties, when you date someone more than two or three years younger, you will almost certainly be the target of ridicule among your peers.

The following conversation happened with my best friend....

Me: She really called Michael Vick old.

BFF: Lennon, did you go out with a 90's baby?

Me: No.

BFF: **raises eyebrow**

Me: '89

BFF: Bwahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!

Me: Shut up.

BFF: You slept with her, didn't you?

Me: .....

BFF: You slept with a 90's baby?!

Me: '89! '89!

BFF: Whatever. Age rounds up.

Me: '89 is NOT '90!!! If it were, the 9 would be in front!

BFF: Excuses.

Me: There was plenty of stuff happening in '89 that wasn't happening in '90!

BFF: Name two.

Coworker: What's going on?

BFF: Lennon is dating a 90's baby.

Me: One! One date! Uno! You don't know. We may not go out again! A lot of stuff could happen between now and a second date. There could be a meteor.

Coworker: Or she could turn 21.

Me: SHE'S 21!!!

BFF and Coworker: **raises eyebrows**

Me: At least!

BFF: Cradle robber.

Me: .....you're short.

BFF: I was born that way. You've become a creepy cradle robber person.

Me: I want a divorce.