Lennon's Quote of the Week....."You Must Get Into Panties In Record Time, Huh?!!!"

Sometimes, when I can't get to sleep just yet and it's late enough that I recognize I have to be up to go to work the next day, the quickest way to make my eyelids a little heavier is to open my laptop and spend a few minutes navigating the treacherous safari that is the internet after hours. I've had a Twitter account for almost a year now and it didn't take me very long to discover that being on the site after 11:30 at night is the equivalent of being on the wrong side of town after dark. Don't believe me? Look up @Super_Soaker69 and get back to me. I apologize in advance.

So, I was wandering the dystopian frontier of bathroom glamour shots and Justin Bieber jokes when I heard from a lady friend of mine who just came back from spending some family time abroad. She's a fun, curvy young woman who can be a bit of an airhead when she wants to although sometimes, I think it's an act. We've never slept together or even been on a date, but I'd be lying if I didn't want to (sleep with her, I mean). She seems to think of me (despite me protests) the same way women thought of Sean Connery when he was James Bond. For the record, I am nowhere near the realm of Sean Connery. Nobody is. I know this. She doesn't. I sent a nice welcome back message and she sent back the following reply, this week's quote of the week.

"You must get into panties in record time, huh?!!!"

First of all, no matter how strong the desire to understand the opposite gender or boil them down to a science is, no guy should really want to be the guy who ALWAYS get tons of assorted ass. I mean, sure, you're the guy who gets tons of assorted ass, but I've never seen things end well when that guy tries to have a serious interaction with someone. I don't prefer being that guy.
Also, not to brag or even jinx the matter, but 90 percent of the time (in my own experiences, of course), when a woman has made the assumption that I got laid often....we usually ended up having sex somewhere not too far down the line. I've never quite understood this phenomenon. Some days, I hear women screaming furious platitudes about men being objectifying, sex-crazed vultures. Other days, being a sex-crazed vulture is some kind of endearing quality that sparks some dormant curiosity in women. I can't help but think that this could be problematic in some young lady's dating/sex life.

Having said that, it's not the segue I was hoping for, but I'll take it.